Hockey Season’s Greetings: Twelve Weeks of Hockey

After twelve weeks of hockey, Gary Bettman gave to me (sing along if you know the words):

Twelve plus game road trip

Eleven snipers sniping

Ten days of quarantine

Nine Subban slew foots

“Eight” chasing Gretzky (Ovechkin)

“Seven” sent to Seattle (Eberle)

Six creases a’ crashing

Five games for biting (Lemieux)

Four horrible calls

Three Hanson brothers

Two false positives

And a goal by Josh Bailey

I hope everyone had a Happy Holiday!